World Cup Update: Vive la France

It may not start till June, but it's never too early to start thinking about World Cup. And what better way to get us pumped up for this year's cup than with a little controversy. If you follow soccer and don't live in a cave, then you all know what I'm talking about.

To recap: In a match against Ireland, Frenchman Thierry Henry, who thought the soccer ball was actually a baby falling to the ground, reached out and accidentally grazed the ball with his hand. One thing led to another, Henry controls it, crosses, teammate Gallas heads it, bing-bang-boom, ball is in the back of the net, France is in the World Cup, Ireland is out. No biggie. This incident is now being dubbed The Hand of Frog. (If by frog, they must mean Kermit the Frog, because Kermit was one cool frog who likes saving babies)

The Hand of Frog is of course in reference to a similar and no less heroic play, known as the Hand of God, in which Diego Maradona cleverly used his hand to punch the ball in the goal and seal a victory for Argentina over England in the '86 World Cup.

All this brings to mind another superstar hand gesture that had a major impact on his team's fortunes. Yes, we've all seen MJ's last jump shot to beat the Jazz for the NBA title, and the blatant push-off with his off-hand over Byron Russell to create said shot. So I say, if MJ can do it, why not Henry?

The Hand of Kermit the Frog


The Hand of God


The Hand of MJ

Person of the Month January: Nicki Minaj

In the same vein as Time's Person of the Year, this is the first of a monthly award that we will giving out to recognize those exhibiting individual excellence in style, skill, and general pimp-ness. Who better to kick things off this year than with the hottest female MC in the game, Nicki Minaj. Quickly establishing herself as Young Money's go-to artist behind Drizzy, she has already come out with 2 highly rated mixtapes, and she's popping up on tracks left and right. Complex has listed her upcoming LP as one of the top 25 most anticipated albums in 2010. The chick they call Nicki Lewinsky is gonna be a face to watch out for this year.

Nicki Minaj - Kill Da DJ (off the Beam Me Up Scotty Mixtape)

NBA All-Ugly Team

Fan voting is over and the ballots are in. In a few moments, you will find out who fans feel are the best of the best in the NBA. And by best, I mean ugliest. Welcome to the unveiling of the prestigious B-hug NBA All-Ugly Team. These players may not be flashy. They may not have the best stats. You won't see most of them in the All-star game. But with just one glance, they can make babies cry. Without further adieu, here are the selections.

Pau Gasol, C Los Angeles Lakers

Move aside Kobe. When it comes to ugly, Gasol's the MVP. The leading vote getter by a landslide leaves no doubt he's the ugliest man in the NBA.

Andrei Kirilenko, F Utah Jazz

Sealed his spot on All-Ugly team after going from crew cut to this mess. Also helped his case by getting the "Ugly dudes with hot wives" vote.

Chris Kaman, C Los Angeles Clippers

Gritty big man with a face only a mother could love.

Chris "Birdman" Andersen, F Denver Nuggets

Hide the women and children, Chris Andersen's hair is coming. Did not get in by fan voting, instead got an automatic bid due to his nickname Birdman.

Hedo Turkoglu, F Toronto Raptors

His ugliness has seemingly grown with his scoring average over the years.

Steve Nash, G Phoenix Suns

Ladies don't let his boyish charm, no look passes, and swishin 3's fool you. He's ugly. (Ok ok, we'll give him ruggedly handsome. Really we just needed a PG on the team)

Andrew Bogut, C Milwaukee Bucks

Even his name sounds ugly. Has not disappointed those that took him high in the "Weird beards" draft.

Adam Morrison, F Los Angeles Lakers

Has the honor of being on both the All-Sucky and All-Ugly team. Often overshadowed by NBA's ugliest player and fellow teammate Gasol.

Brian Scalabrine, F Boston Celtics

Talented? No. Annoying? Yes. Ugly? Very.

Steve Blake, G Portland Trail Blazers

We love you Blakey, but we needed some guards.

2010 NFL Playoff Predictions

Disclaimer: If you use these picks to put money on any games, I apologize in advance.

NFC Championship: Vikings vs. Saints

Brett Favre retires a few days before the game, only to unretire right before the opening kickoff. The Saints are initially caught off guard as they have already installed a game plan for Tarvaris Jackson, consisting of punt blocks and corner blitzes, aka the Madden plan. Deuce McCalister ironically pulls a Favre, and comes out of his own retirement to score 3 touchdowns and rush for 148 yards.

Saints 34, Vikings 20



AFC Championship: Jets vs. Colts

Yes, B-hug is a Bengals fan. Yes, B-hug is torn whether or not to root for the Jets given that they unceremoniously bounced B-hug's beloved Bengals from the playoffs. But what the hell, if you're gonna lose to someone, might as well lose to the Super Bowl champion. Oops, did I just give away my super bowl prediction? Fireman Ed jumps out of the stands to catch a Mark Sanchez Hail Mary pass in the end zone.

Jets 21, Colts 19

SUPER BOWL: Jets vs. Saints

Ok, I guess I already gave away who I'm gonna pick for the Super Bowl, so lets get right to it.

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Bengals 32, Jets 10



You may ask, "B-hug, how can the Bengals win the Super Bowl, if they were already knocked out of the playoffs?" My answer: Child, please.

Open for Business

Whaddup peeps. What can I say, B-hug is back in full effect. Returning customers: welcome back. First-timers: where ya been? If you're unfamiliar with how things work around here, suffice to say we're gonna be tearing the roof off many a mama's house. I've been gone for a while, so I've got a lot on my mind. Stay tuned.