Thursday, January 21, 2010

NBA All-Ugly Team

Fan voting is over and the ballots are in. In a few moments, you will find out who fans feel are the best of the best in the NBA. And by best, I mean ugliest. Welcome to the unveiling of the prestigious B-hug NBA All-Ugly Team. These players may not be flashy. They may not have the best stats. You won't see most of them in the All-star game. But with just one glance, they can make babies cry. Without further adieu, here are the selections.

Pau Gasol, C Los Angeles Lakers

Move aside Kobe. When it comes to ugly, Gasol's the MVP. The leading vote getter by a landslide leaves no doubt he's the ugliest man in the NBA.

Andrei Kirilenko, F Utah Jazz

Sealed his spot on All-Ugly team after going from crew cut to this mess. Also helped his case by getting the "Ugly dudes with hot wives" vote.

Chris Kaman, C Los Angeles Clippers

Gritty big man with a face only a mother could love.

Chris "Birdman" Andersen, F Denver Nuggets

Hide the women and children, Chris Andersen's hair is coming. Did not get in by fan voting, instead got an automatic bid due to his nickname Birdman.

Hedo Turkoglu, F Toronto Raptors

His ugliness has seemingly grown with his scoring average over the years.

Steve Nash, G Phoenix Suns

Ladies don't let his boyish charm, no look passes, and swishin 3's fool you. He's ugly. (Ok ok, we'll give him ruggedly handsome. Really we just needed a PG on the team)

Andrew Bogut, C Milwaukee Bucks

Even his name sounds ugly. Has not disappointed those that took him high in the "Weird beards" draft.

Adam Morrison, F Los Angeles Lakers

Has the honor of being on both the All-Sucky and All-Ugly team. Often overshadowed by NBA's ugliest player and fellow teammate Gasol.

Brian Scalabrine, F Boston Celtics

Talented? No. Annoying? Yes. Ugly? Very.

Steve Blake, G Portland Trail Blazers

We love you Blakey, but we needed some guards.

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