2010 NFL Playoff Predictions

Disclaimer: If you use these picks to put money on any games, I apologize in advance.

NFC Championship: Vikings vs. Saints

Brett Favre retires a few days before the game, only to unretire right before the opening kickoff. The Saints are initially caught off guard as they have already installed a game plan for Tarvaris Jackson, consisting of punt blocks and corner blitzes, aka the Madden plan. Deuce McCalister ironically pulls a Favre, and comes out of his own retirement to score 3 touchdowns and rush for 148 yards.

Saints 34, Vikings 20



AFC Championship: Jets vs. Colts

Yes, B-hug is a Bengals fan. Yes, B-hug is torn whether or not to root for the Jets given that they unceremoniously bounced B-hug's beloved Bengals from the playoffs. But what the hell, if you're gonna lose to someone, might as well lose to the Super Bowl champion. Oops, did I just give away my super bowl prediction? Fireman Ed jumps out of the stands to catch a Mark Sanchez Hail Mary pass in the end zone.

Jets 21, Colts 19

SUPER BOWL: Jets vs. Saints

Ok, I guess I already gave away who I'm gonna pick for the Super Bowl, so lets get right to it.

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Bengals 32, Jets 10



You may ask, "B-hug, how can the Bengals win the Super Bowl, if they were already knocked out of the playoffs?" My answer: Child, please.